THE WOMANIZER
How was it, Miss Xiaoqian?
Did I sound like Xia Hejie?
Did your grandma fall for it?
You acted very well.
It's a pity you didn't become an actor.
Thank you for helping Xiaoqian out today.
If you have the time,
you can join us for tea in the country.
Sure.
After you put in all the clothes,
press the button and it'll start washing.
Also,
put the laundry detergent in here.
Remember to add the fabric softener only after it's almost done washing.
Before you hang your clothes to dry, you have to shake them.
Or else the clothes will come out like dried vegetables.
I wrote the water, security, and gas company numbers down.
- There's the landlord's number too. - When are you coming back?
I don't know.
I might not come back.
Don't go. I'll go and plead with grandma.
Don't.
You know grandma's personality.
There's no use talking to her.
Here. I got these phone numbers after looking for them for a long time.
They will come in handy.
If there are any problems, call me, okay?
Xiaoqian, the car is waiting outside.
Grandma,
can you wait a little longer? Mary, come over here.
I planted these bean sprouts two days ago.
You can eat them in two days.
Just remember to water them.
Keep them out of sunlight, otherwise they will grow leaves and you can't eat them.
What's the point of telling me this?
I don't like eating bean sprouts.
You need to eat more vegetables! I have to always remind you of this.
There's rice and chicken soup in the fridge.
I wrote the expiration date on their packages.
You have to check the date before eating them, all right?
Grandma!
Can you not take Xiaoqian away?
Mary,
thank you for taking care of her all these years.
If you have time, you can find us at Wan Shou Village.
Xiaoqian, it's time to go.
Mary...
You've made your contribution too.
Since I can't use them, take it and buy steak.
Xiaoqian!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wait!
Stop the car!
Mary.
Mary!
This is for you.
Don't forget what you said.
One day, you'll open your own kindergarten.
Driver, please.
Are you an idiot? You...
- Well... - Well...
There's no idiot. Children, continue drawing.
It's your fault that Xiaoqian has to go and raise fish in the countryside.
Xiaoqian's grandma is too serious!
I made a small joke. Why did she take it so seriously?
This can't continue.
Come to Chiayi with me. No matter what, I have to save Xiaoqian.
Don't mess around, Miss Mary.
I'm not doing very well, myself.
When Xiaoqian was here,
she did as much work as three people. I'm in a dilemma right now. You...
Make a call and find a substitute teacher, okay?
Do you have a conscience?
You've messed up her life. Are you going to pretend nothing happened now?
I don't have a conscience?
You are so stupid!
- I... - I was only helping you two!
You asked me to call and act with you.
Xiaoqian's grandma is too smart.
Xia Hejie talks like he is dying.
- I'm not the same! - Xiao Tuoluo, where are you going?
You. Look after the children!
Xiao Tuoluo!
Boss. What should we do now? Meng Chengen is challenging you.
What challenge?
Can he write a book? Would anyone watch him on a TV show?
Other than money, he can't beat me. Anyone can bluff.
But he's very rich. Aren't you afraid Amanda...
If Amanda only loves money, then she's not Amanda.
In terms of seducing girls, Meng's ability is far inferior to mine.
Boss! Boss!
Don't call me "boss" anymore. What do you want, imp?
Don't call me "imp". My name is Xiao Tuoluo.
You're talking back?
Whatever.
Why aren't you in class?
This is for you.
Is this you?
Yeah.
Then this is?
This is you, boss.
And this is?
Xiao Tuoluo! You're so good at drawing!
- You've drawn it so well! - Stop pinching me!
Xia Hejie! This is great. You're here!
Xiaoqian was taken back to the countryside to raise fish.
Didn't you two get photographed during that dinner?
When grandma saw it, she got mad and took her back to Chiayi.
Grandma just wants to see you,
but Xiaoqian didn't want to trouble you.
Please! Can you go talk to her grandma?
Hurry and check the schedule to see when your boss is not busy.
No need.
I can't help with this.
I know you're really busy, but it won't take up much of your time.
It's not a matter of time.
It's just that I don't want to go.
You only have to go and explain.
You're so good with words. You can definitely convince grandma--
I didn't do anything with her.
What am I supposed to explain?
Xiaoqian was taken back because you two went out--
All right. I will send Da Mao there.
Okay.
Just tell them that the reporters were making things up.
The photos were taken at a special angle.
We were just eating dinner.
Buy them a gift,
and apologize for causing so much trouble.
- Got it. - No need.
I was always your fan.
So, whenever Xiaoqian said bad things about you, I would stand up for you.
But now I know Xiaoqian was right. You are very selfish.
Don't say that. Recently, there has been a lot of paparazzi watching--
Shut up!
Xiaoqian always wanted to have her own kindergarten.
To achieve this, she tried her best to save money.
She has been eating bean sprouts with rice for all three meals.
She doesn't go out. She's never had a boyfriend.
Her only hobby is collecting coupons.
I had to suffer with her.
To save money last summer, we didn't turn on
the air conditioner even once. I lost three kilograms.
Even though I look better fat,
I didn't mind losing weight so she could realize her dream.
No matter who it is...
When they see how hard Xiaoqian works for her dream,
they can't help but want to help her.
But now she's been taken back to the countryside to raise fish.
All her hard work means nothing now. This is all your fault!
As long as you up there, you can help her.
But you are not even willing to do that.
I'm so disappointed in you.
I used to think you were my idol. I was so stupid!
I am going to throw away all your books!
Xiao Tuoluo, let's go.
Don't look at him.
I'm warning you, when you grow up, you can't be like him. Bastard!
- Boss. - What?
Can I ask for a leave?
For what?
No. I just wanted to find Miss Ma's grandma.
I know this has nothing to do with me, but...
In order to have her own kindergarten she only eats bean sprouts with rice.
I think I really admire her.
Why do you admire her? Are you stupid?
Before she has her kindergarten, she'll die from malnutrition.
But she's using her own ways to realize her dream.
Whether or not I am representing you by going there,
I want to see how I can help her with her grandma.
Boss, can I?
Yes.
I thought you were just like him,
but I didn't know that you were so righteous.
A good man!
I'm going to go see Xiaoqian. You can come with me.
But...
Ignore him. I will find you a new job if he fires you.
At least, you can work at the kindergarten.
You've always said The park has been demolished
I still remember we played On swings full of happiness
On lazy afternoons Our faces were full of sunshine
I miss the innocence of those days
Very much
You were too young to get depressed
Who could've known They would call me goddess...
This is my kindergarten. The classroom is inside.
This is the main entrance, elevator, see-saw and a Ferris wheel.
What are you doing?
Go away!
When anyone sees how hard Xiaoqian works for her dream,
they can't help but want to help her.
You said being innocent Was very difficult
Of course I understand that
But in the past, only you were with me
Only you know my dreams are not big
Though we are not together We are like lovers
I am sad, hurt and I cry hard In front of you
I know we cannot go back to the past
You said you are good now And cherish the past...
Didn't I take a picture of you in your SpongeBob boxers?
I'll delete it right now.
Look. It's not here. I've deleted it.
Is it okay now?
MY KINDERGARTEN
We walk along this road to go home
Hand in hand and I don't want let go
You don't know I was thinking
I would just follow you to anywhere you go
This cafÃ© has no sugar
It is not because I am so emotional
This world is very complicated
You said being innocent Was very difficult...
Xiaoqian, are you ready yet? We are going to the fish farm.
- Okay. - Hurry up!
But in the past only you were with me
Only you know my dreams are not big
Though we are not together We are like lovers
I am sad, hurt and I cry hard In front of you
I know we cannot go back to the past
You said you are good now And cherish the past
Though we are not together...
Where's grandma?
Your grandma and your uncle already left by motorcycle.
You're ready, right?
Then let's go.
But in the past only you were with me
Only you know my dreams are not big
Though we are not together We are like lovers
I am sad, hurt and I cry hard In front of you
- Hello? - Xiaoqian?
Xiaoqian. We're at the station. Where's your house?
You're at the station?
You and who?
Da Mao.
I told Xia Hejie, but he wasn't willing to come.
Hello? Can you hear me?
We're at the station.
How do we get to your house?
You have to take the bus.
After you come out of the train station, turn right.
After the right turn, you'll see a bus stop. It's right there.
You can only get here by bus.
Xiaoqian! Just tell them to wait at the train station, we'll go and pick them up.
Mary, wait at the bus-- No, not bus--
Train station for us. We'll come pick you up.
All right, see you.
Okay.
- She's coming to pick us up. - Okay.
What is wrong with Xia Hejie?
He was involved in a scandal with Xiaoqian!
He sent an assistant? What does that mean?
Does he look down on us?
Grandma. Grandma.
Xiaoqian's dream is to have a kindergarten.
Bringing her here will mean all her hard work was for nothing.
But that's better than being deceived in Taipei!
That's not it, grandma. My boss isn't that kind of person.
I know his type,
and Ma Xiaoqian isn't his type.
What are you saying?
Our Xiaoqian has big breasts a small waist,
and a tight butt. Is she not good enough?
Are you all blind?
All right...
Lower your voice!
Look. He's not Xia Hejie. Why are you yelling at him?
- Grandma-- - Enough!
Don't say anything more. You are just wasting your time.
There's no way I'm letting Xiaoqian go to Taipei.
Who am I
Do you often ask yourself this question...
Grandma! My boss is coming!
Who am I Who arbitrarily defines
Who you are Only behaving like others is safe
Why Do you think this world is wonderful
Why
Do you love this world more than yourself
Why Is this world unfair to you
Why What did I do wrong
No matter what others say
They cannot hurt me
I am unique in this world
And no one can be me
No matter what others say
They cannot defeat me
I know that I am the best
The most beautiful
Grandma, I brought you some presents. They are on my car.
I'll go get them.
Xiaoqian, why not introduce him to me?
Okay.
Grandma, uncle and aunt,
he is Xia Hejie.
Nice to meet you all.
Me too.
Grandma, I've come all the way here to tell you something.
Xiaoqian and I
are dating.
Well...
If you two are dating, then why didn't you come to dinner last time?
Exactly! Last time, Xiaoqian said that she'd give you a call.
In the end, she called the principal of the kindergarten.
If you two are really dating, why did you do that?
Why did you get the principal to pretend to be me?
It's not like you think.
I forgot. Sorry.
It was all my fault.
What?
Grandma, Xiaoqian told me about it.
But I must write the book before the deadline and I hate being disturbed.
So I always turn off my phone. That's why she got the principal to do that.
Why didn't you come find me at my house?
I...
I know. Sorry.
She was afraid that revealing our relations would ruin my image,
so she asked the principal for help.
Please don't blame her. If you must blame, please blame me.
It has nothing to do with her.
Is that so?
Yes, grandma. That's it.
Boss. The presents.
Sorry. I came here in a rush, so I couldn't bring better presents.
This is last year's Champion Tea. It is a small gift.
No need.
You got Xiaoqian involved in a scandal covered by the media.
It's really shameful for our family!
You stood us up last time!
- You can't get away just with tea. - Stop.
He came all the way from Taipei.
Don't be so rude when you're talking.
We'll talk when we get home.
Xiaoqian, take them home and make tea.
I will clean up and then go home.
- All right. - Then...
We'll bring the tea to your house.
We'll wait for you at home.
- Goodbye! - Mom.
It seems Xia Hejie
isn't so bad.
He doesn't look very arrogant.
They're hugging and holding hands.
It looks like they really are dating.
Yeah.
Dating does not mean
he truly loves her.
Since he's here, we have to treat him well.
That's right.
What fresh fish do you have today?
These fishes are dead. What do you mean by fresh?
Have you ever seen a dead body that was fresh?
How can you say that? Don't you know how to do business?
It's true that these fishes are dead.
Do you want me to lie and tell you they can still swim when placed in water?
Miss, are you buying fish? I'll show you some!
Look! All the fishes today are very fresh.
Look at this one. The eyes are big,
and the gills are bright red. It'll be good steamed or grilled.
How many do you want? I'll give you a discount.
Forget it. I don't want to eat dead bodies.
Have a good day!
How many times have I told you, don't be like this when we're doing business.
From now on, all the seafood we have here is fresh.
We just caught them.
Aren't they dead when they are caught?
Look at this one! You've already frozen it for three days!
And you still want me to lie and tell them you just caught them?
You're best at lying.
You tricked me by saying that
you were the heir of a seafood production company.
But actually, you sell fish at the market.
My youth is being wasted on you.
Don't touch me!
All right. Isn't selling fish the same as seafood production?
This little business was originally my mother's, then she passed it to me.
- Am I not an heir? - Bullshit!
You deceived me to marry you!
All right, sit.
Don't be like this. We have two kids, how can you say I deceived you?
You really have no dignity!
Did I want to give birth to the second child?
If you hadn't got me drunk, how would that have happened?
All right. It's all my fault. Okay, it's all my fault.
- Get away. - You take a break. I will work.
She is just like my mother.
I like this type. She has personality!
Hello, mom?
Okay.
All right, I'll come back right away.
What happened?
- Mom told us to go back. - Is that so?
Ming Ge! Please watch over our stall. Thank you! Let's go.
Pretending to be my boyfriend?
Please! This is a very old trick.
If old tricks can bring you back to Taipei, won't you use it?
I can handle it by myself.
I don't want to deceive my grandma.
Don't want to deceive?
If so, why did you ask the principal to act as me?
So, it's not that you don't want to lie,
you just don't know how to.
Finding the principal to act like me, are you dumb?
- It's none of your business. - All right, stop fighting.
Let's try this. It'll work maybe.
Yeah. You've already been brought back here to raise fish.
The worst case scenario is that you'll continue to feed fish here.
All right. I know you haven't had a boyfriend before, but that's okay.
Just don't say much and just act with me. Got it?
All right.
But Grandma isn't as gullible as you think she is.
She...
If she finds out that you're lying to her, you're screwed.
You're the person who found a dumb person to act as me.
You don't have the right to say that.
All right!
So, here's the deal!
From now, on you two are dating. Love each other.
Grandma is back.
Act like a couple! Love each other. Boyfriend and girlfriend.
Be more natural, all right?
Smile.
Who are the other two?
My younger uncle and younger aunt.
What do they do?
They sell fish at the market.
Okay.
- Boss. - Wait.
Hello, uncle. Xiaoqian often talks about you.
Really? What does she say?
She said you do well in the fish business.
Auntie is a beauty and everyone at the fish market envies you.
My business is very small,
but it is true that her Auntie is a beauty!
Stop being so embarrassing! Mr. Xia,
you're more handsome in person than on television!
- Just call me Jerry. - Jerry, hello. I bought your book.
I like it very much. Women from my hometown also admire you--
Are you done?
Talk later if you need to!
Mr. Xia, I am very straightforward.
If there's anything I want to say, I'll say it directly.
If I say anything unpleasant to hear, please don't take it to heart.
I won't. Please say whatever you want, grandma.
Honestly, I don't believe
you and Xiaoqian are dating each other.
Even if you two are dating,
I don't believe you mean it.
How can we convince you we're really dating, then?
Since the two of you are dating,
then you two should know each other very well.
Thank you.
When I ask a question,
write the answers on the white boards.
We'll look at the answers you both will write,
and we'll know if they're real or not.
Grandma!
Do you watch too many talk shows?
These tests aren't accurate!
Indeed. As Mr. Xia's assistant, I can testify
they are really dating, grandma.
For how long?
- One month! - Two months!
Is it one month or two months?
That's not it, grandma.
We've met for two months. And we've officially dated for one month.
But when I first met Xiaoqian,
I admired her very much.
That's right.
They met for two months.
Dated for one month.
It's reasonable if you say it like that.
All right.
Please write each other's birthday on the white board.
Jerry. When is your birthday?
I was born on August 11th. My horoscope is Leo.
Mom, it's right.
You two.
Why are you still standing?
Your feet will get sore. Grab a chair and sit next to me.
- But there's fresh air here. - Come here!
Hurry.
Here.
Where do you usually go for dates?
What do you two do on dates?
WATCH MOVIES
GO FOR A SPIN!
Jerry, Xiaoqian wrote "Watch movies."
You wrote, "Go for a spin!" The answers are very different.
Uncle,
I did go to the movies with Xiaoqian a few times.
But since I'm a public figure and we didn't want the paparazzi to know,
every time we watched a movie we'd ask other people to join us.
To me, that's not what a real date should be like.
The real dates that we've had are when we're alone in the car.
It's true!
It's true. Every time we watch a movie,
Da Mao and I sit in the middle.
Other friends would sit on the left and right.
And they sit at the ends.
How could that be considered a date if they're sitting so far away?
Celebrities and public figures are all like this.
Just like in My Queen.
When they eat hot pot, they do that. It's easier to do things with more people.
- Yeah... - Celebrities are like this.
Good explanation.
I'm not some kind of public figure.
So I won't understand how you feel.
The newspaper said
that after dinner you two went to a hotel.
Xiaoqian, you left first.
Why did you leave first?
What happened?
Not every woman will love you. At least, not me.
CHAT
Jerry,
Xiaoqian's done. Why aren't you writing?
All right.
I'm not playing any more.
I'll tell the truth.
CHAT
That night was the most embarrassing night of my life.
I was locked outside the room naked by Xiaoqian.
Why?
I wanted to have sex with her.
But she isn't a casual girl,
so she refused and embarrassed me.
So, you were just playing with her,
and not seriously dating her?
Yeah, that's right. I was just playing.
All right, since you said it,
that's good enough.
If there's nothing else, then you can go back.
Xiaoqian,
come to the fish farm with me. Let's go!
- Wait. - What is it?
- Don't be like this. - It's fine.
I admit that I wasn't serious about dating Xiaoqian at the beginning.
But I am now.
Stop it. You've caused me enough trouble.
Listen to me.
Before, I always dated girls for fun.
I admit that I had the same attitude towards you as well.
I asked you out because I wanted you to fall in love with me.
That way, my time at the kindergarten would be easier.
I knew you had bad motives.
Stop thinking every girl would fall for your tricks, okay?
Yes. I thought that every woman would fall for my tricks, but you didn't.
Not only did you reject me, you even embarrassed me.
I should have been mad, but I am not.
Even I don't know why.
In these few days, I've often thought about you. Really.
Really.
Are you telling the truth?
Of course. Or why would I come all the way here from Taipei?
Honestly,
it is quite boring without you at the kindergarten.
Young man, are you telling the truth or making things up?
Grandma, sometimes you don't know
why you love someone.
I know you don't believe me right now, but please give me a chance,
so that I can get to know Xiaoqian more.
Is that okay, grandma?
It's late now. We have to eat dinner.
If you are not busy, you can stay here for dinner.
Thank you, grandma.
Wow.
It's going to be fine. Come. Let's make tea.
Great.
Wait a minute.
Everybody, cheers...
Come on...
Drink...
Drink more.
Dive into the sea and surf with waves
Let's go This moment
Everybody should enjoy
We play a volleyball game On a golden beach...
Come on...
Everyone has
A glass of fresh beer
Drink, drink, drink...
- Drink... - Great!
Great!
Cheers...
Drink more.
Drink.
Drink more.
Drink, drink, drink...
Three, two, cheese.
Be careful. Don't walk so fast.
Xia Hejie, this way. No.
Sorry. Stand straight first.
If you can't drink, then don't force yourself!
I'm not drunk.
If I didn't pretend, then would your uncle let me go? You fool.
You're pretending to be drunk?
Be careful!
You're forcing yourself to drink, yet you won't admit it.
So, the things that you told my grandma
today in the living room...